#10	We're new at this, have some pity, PLEASE come, we're begging now! K9 translation: Humans are sooooooooo needy!
#9	Pawsitive recreational reinforcement is available for the people you dragged along to help you drive, be your personal assistant, be your dog's personal assistant, be your chef, be your therapist, be your dog's therapist … while you visit with all the other agility folks. K9: Well, if we aren't entertaining enough, go on then and have your own fun!
#8	Our dogs need some new friends. K9: OK, we like this one. Someone new to …
#7	DO IT FOR THE DOGS: We have a great charity. K9: To our fellow SPCA Kanines we feel for you and are glad you are with us.
#6	Amazing Kootenay-inspired raffle items. We have stuff you've never seen! K9: And we get what ??
#5	If you're an agility virgin, we will take personal care of you. We know how to party, and we'll set you up for … success! K9: We'll show you how to almost-Q.
#4	LOTS of RUNS! We mean LOTS! K9: BRING IT ON!
#3	Hometown Kootenay Hospitality includes riotous inappropriate behaviour and the best time you've ever had! K9: My dog house is your dog house! [Mi woof casa; su woof casa!]
#2	GREAT Judges! K9: But how fast can they do the tunnelers course [sober!].
#1	We will be lonely without you! K9: Hey, they have US; what's the problem? OK, sorry, weave got lots to offer. Come play with us!